twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

(via mrs-anthonykiedis)

follovver:

people who dont wet their toothbrush before using it are strange and should not be trusted

(via mrs-anthonykiedis)

lameborghini:

how are good lookin dudes always friends with other good lookin dudes is there some sort of secret hot boy gang or something

(via mrs-anthonykiedis)

tastefullyoffensive:

[iwearmyseatbelt]
vagisodium:

he sank the boat he was working on just to kill the captain

vagisodium:

he sank the boat he was working on just to kill the captain

(Source: ryulongd, via mrs-anthonykiedis)

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via acid-luminescence)

sarahkeilman94:

my mom just said to me “if justin bieber doesn’t get his act together he’s gonna ruin the whole bands career not just his”

my mom thinks justin bieber is part of one direction

(via acid-luminescence)

skreeet:

willthewriter:

ICONIC

hate when that happens

skreeet:

willthewriter:

ICONIC

hate when that happens

(via justateenagefailure)

gtaire:

r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager

(Source: emmaswaaan, via ghettoodoraa)

while eating food: hell yassss ne regrats i feel alive nobody can stop me now
the aftermath: shit im so fat why did i have to do that why can't just fucking say no god what's wrong with me, etc.

cotilardmarion:

Spongebob Squarepants & American Horror Story: Coven Parallels

(via hostil-e)

somefancyname:

THE BEST FEELINGS IN THE WORLD.

  • HOT SHOWERS.
  • THE FIRST BITE OF A MEAL WHEN YOU ARE REALLY HUNGRY.
  • TIGHT HUGS.
  • CRAWLING INTO BED AFTER A LONG DAY.
  • FOREHEAD KISSES.
  • WAKING UP IN THE MORNING AND ACTUALLY FEELING LIKE YOU HAD ENOUGH SLEEP. 

(via judgementxl)

encephalopathy:

urban dictionary has saved me from asking so many awkward questions

(via hotwhiteguy)

(Source: sharmanzard, via hotwhiteguy)