vexingholmes:

occupation: inappropriate friend who makes sexual jokes despite being a fucking virgin

(via mrs-anthonykiedis)

fuqyourlies:

reasonswhydansafail:

sleepingartist:

urbancatfitters:

if i ever start a band i’m going to name it “music” and then it will be literally impossible to find any of our songs on the internet

the first album : “Unknown album”

the hit single: “track 1”

album art

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Some people wanna watch the world burn

(Source: urbancatfitters, via backwardsorbust)

stability:

people who feel comfortable pooping anywhere other than their house are not to be trifled with

(via cupcakesandcyanide)

laugh-addict:

when you see your parent come home from the grocery store

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(Source: phoenixwrong, via backwardsorbust)

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kawahbunga:

theonlystefers:

hit her with the reverse card

SON

kawahbunga:

theonlystefers:

hit her with the reverse card

SON

(via greetings)

polemccartney:

and the winner is……….leonardo……….da vinci!!! congratulations on mona lisa

(via mrs-anthonykiedis)

quietharbeats:

madagayskank:

seaduction:

derekwhostillscaresme:

sailorswayze:

do you ever fake interview yourself

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what the hell do you think i do in the shower

when i cook i have my own fucking show shut up

When i go into my garage im always like ‘this is where the band started’..im not even in a band

i feel like i will have to always live alone because of this

(Source: skankplissken, via cupcakesandcyanide)

greetings:

"okay class who wants to present first"

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(via greetings)

schreibaby-of-the-skies:

Angelica summing up what having responsibilities really means.

(via sorry-its-just-me)

lemongrabvevo:

When you’re in the middle of writing a sentence and accidently press send

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(Source: maboukes, via ihatepeopleintheworld)