narcotic:

i do not care about highschool or getting involved or making memories i want to pass my classes and get the fuck out

(via greetings)

WHEN MY PARENTS TRY TO TALK TO ME

mrcraabs:

why the fuck cant i have a best friend who lives 30 seconds away from me who always comes over and we just stay at each others houses whenever movies are so deceiving

(Source: qatu, via spork)

suctioning:

Teacher: sit down
Me: drank

(via staygoldifnothingelse)

vexingholmes:

occupation: inappropriate friend who makes sexual jokes despite being a fucking virgin

(via mrs-anthonykiedis)

fuqyourlies:

reasonswhydansafail:

sleepingartist:

urbancatfitters:

if i ever start a band i’m going to name it “music” and then it will be literally impossible to find any of our songs on the internet

the first album : “Unknown album”

the hit single: “track 1”

album art

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Some people wanna watch the world burn

(Source: urbancatfitters, via backwardsorbust)

stability:

people who feel comfortable pooping anywhere other than their house are not to be trifled with

(via cupcakesandcyanide)

laugh-addict:

when you see your parent come home from the grocery store

image

(Source: phoenixwrong, via backwardsorbust)

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kawahbunga:

theonlystefers:

hit her with the reverse card

SON

kawahbunga:

theonlystefers:

hit her with the reverse card

SON

(via greetings)

polemccartney:

and the winner is……….leonardo……….da vinci!!! congratulations on mona lisa

(via mrs-anthonykiedis)